] In spite of recording artist Sheryl Crow's strong
] protestations, including the wearing of a "No War" guitar
] strap, the U.S. went to war with Iraq last week. "Making
] the decision to go to war is never easy, but it's that
] much harder when you know Sheryl Crow disapproves," White
] House press secretary Ari Fleischer said at a press
] conference Monday.

I'm recommending this weeks whole onion issue... High Quality Journalism.

Some article titles (VOLUME 39 ISSUE 11):

] Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle

] U.S. Forms Own U.N.

] Local Mom Whips Up Some Of Her Famous War Pie

] Dead Iraqi Would Have Loved Democracy

] New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists
] In Single Blast

] U.S. Draws Up Plan For Post-War Transitional
] Dictatorship In Iraq

] Sheryl Crow Unsuccessful; War On Iraq Begins

] Vital Info On Iraqi Chemical Weapons Provided
] By U.S. Company That Made Them

] U.S. Continues Proud Tradition Of Diversity
] On Front Lines

The Onion takes on Iraq the way only The Onion can..