] Officials of the Wal-Mart Corporation announced Thursday
] the opening of Walton Township, a company designed and
] managed subdivision on the outskirts of Cleveland, Ohio.
] Walton, the first of three Wal-Mart communities scheduled
] to open this year, introduces residents to the company's
] new 'all you can live' consumer goods subscription
] service. "Beyond its quality environment and top-notch
] municipal services, Walton represents our first serious
] foray into flat-fee provision of consumer products,"
] explains Michael Elmoere, Wal-Mart VP of Intra-Regional
] Logistics and First Regent of Walton Township. "It's a
] 21st century horn-of-plenty, all for one no-fuss monthly
] fee."

"All you can live" .. Haha!