Darwin wrote:
] quoted:
] ===
]
] CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard
] Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers
] toy.
]
] Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard
] unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields
] under combat.
]
] "On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in
] the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime.
] "That was a big moment for us."
]
] Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots
] Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon
] in the 1980s.
]
] He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's
] on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID,
] to his uniform.

This guy is our new hero! Watch out for the Saddamicon!