From the Loose Tweets Sink Fleets Department: Something very strange is underway. I went to get cash out of an ATM this morning, and the ATM had no cash. So, I went to another ATM, and it too had no cash. Strange, right? What in the world is going on? Oh, it's a hacker causing all of this chaos. A hacker has gotten into the U.S. Federal payroll system and electronically issued paychecks ... to himself! totaling billions of dollars! How did a hacker get into our network? Did you lose a laptop or PDA? Or maybe you gave out DoD systems information to a salesman?
From the archive, The Horror, The Horror: Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: [worried] That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer: [relieved] That's good. Owner: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. Homer: [stares] Owner: That's bad.
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