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RE: HootersAir - We loves us some flying, and it be showing like a mofo
by Rattle at 4:33 pm EST, Mar 12, 2003

w1ld wrote:
] Would you want a Hooters girl flying the plane?? Working the
] ground crew??? Have you ever eaten at a Hooters? The girls
] rarely get my order right and never get my bill correct. I
] would hate for them to be trying to figure out how to fly a
] plane. You would be dead man! Let them do what they do best!
] :)

Oh yeah. I'm confident it could be pulled off. The terrorists didn't seem to have a problem flying into the WTC with limited training. No recent air accidents have been tracked back to drunk pilots, but its clear from a number of incidents in the past that there are pilots who booze on the job. Plus, a whole new world of very attractive, empowered, and endowed women who would never consider a career with Hooters would be created. Its possible. It should happen.

There are even corners that can be cut and problems that can be solved at the same time.. For instance, Hooters has taken some heat from women's groups who say there sould be Hooters Guys. Fine. The ground crew. Use the same people, just get them Hooters uniforms. Noone can really see how "buff" they are from inside the plane and the terminal anyway. You'd just need the "buff" guys when filming the TV spots that show off your 100% Hooters crew.

You should know that I wasn't serious about that comment. But since you have taken me to task on it, I am now. Take that! :)

RE: HootersAir - We loves us some flying, and it be showing like a mofo


 
 
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