Darwin wrote: ] FEBRUARY 27--Joe Millionaire has been marked down to $15,000. ] But if that's too rich for your blood, his purported lady love ] is available for a mere ten grand. In a move to milk what's ] left of their 15 minutes, Evan Marriott and Zora Andrich have ] signed with an agent who will deliver the reality TV stars for ] personal appearances nationwide. Booker Mike Esterman told TSG ] that interest in Marriott is high and that the below sales ] pitch has already yielded 10 "tentative" dates for the half- ] millionaire. What will you get for 15k? There will, of course, ] be no speech, just a few hours of autograph signing and posing ] for pictures with the 28-year-old ex- underwear model. ] Esterman explained that the salary gap between Marriott and ] Andrich is purely market driven: nightclubs, for example, ] would rather be packed with women looking at Marriott than men ] ogling Andrich (because if a club is jammed with gals, the ] guys will invariably follow). How much for both of the TV ] lovebirds? Esterman said he is willing to negotiate the fee ] for a joint appearance. No word yet on whether "Joe" runner-up ] Sarah Kozer--star of those wonderful bondage and fetish ] videos--is also for rent. (3 pages) I told you so! RE: The Smoking Gun: Joe Millionaire for Rent |