Get Your War On:

Go the fuck away! I'm working on some bad-ass computer shit right now! I have no time for team spirit!

President Merkin Muffley:

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Adam Shand:

If the owners of the company don't get along ... run far away.

Donald Rumsfeld:

Avoid public spats.

First law of holes: If you get in one, stop digging.

Colin Powell:

Get mad, then get over it.

Robert McNamara:

Be prepared to reexamine your reasoning.

Norm Augustine:

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Rattle:

We want to be good bartenders, so be sure to tell us how our drinks taste.

Jello:

Oh for fucks' sakes guys.