Heather McHugh:

Before you reconfigure,
mount a scratch monkey.

Acidus:

This whole "SideJacking" meme is especially annoying and amusing to me.

If you can hijack network sessions HTTP cookie theft is a fairly tame thing to do.

Charles C. Mann:

Clover and bluegrass, tame as accountants at home, transformed themselves into biological Attilas in the Americas.

Matthias Felleisen:

We believe that the study of program design deserves the same central role in general education as mathematics and English.

Or, put more succinctly, everyone should learn how to design programs.