] BOHN, GERMANY- Face it. Valentine's Day is a sham. If
] you've been married more than a year, the traditional
] idea of romance lost its meaning long ago. So,
] Valentine's Day of Emotional Obligation looms, and years
] of stifled arguments and shattered ambitions have left
] you without the ability to express your emotions, real or
] not. Not to worry.
] As with most things subtle and delicate, we boorish
] Americans needed the assistance the Europeans.
] Ridiculopathy-Dot-Com has partnered with Grußkarte, Inc.,
] a greeting card design and production firm based in Bohn,
] Germany. Together, we have worked for months to create
] the right emotional serrogates to tell that dark lump on
] the couch next to you of your overwhelming angst,
] dispare, and desperation.