"Superficial is the new intimate."

From the archive, a selection:

Like is the New Say, or How I Learned to Love The Quotative Like.

Fear is the new Comfort.

Data is the new Singularity.

Gray matter is the new black of the hip social scene.

In Cyberwar, Coding is the New Maneuver.

Wardriving is the new pop.

Jihad is the new punk.

The Internet is the new Afghanistan.

Muscular idealism is the new American realism.

Also, a variation on the theme:

Barack Obama is your new bicycle.