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Sheets changed after every breakup
by w1ld at 8:43 pm EST, Mar 22, 2004 |
] ITHACA, NYâMichael Pelske changes his bed sheets after
] every breakup, the 24-year-old bicycle messenger
] announced Monday. "I'd never bring some woman I just met
] home to a set of filthy sheets," said Pelske, who changed
] his sheets Saturday before hitting the bars following his
] break-up with Linda Keely, his girlfriend of four months.
] "But then, a few weeks into the relationship, you start
] to let things like that slide." Pelske's cotton-twill,
] 180-thread-count, light-blue sheets have been washed 13
] times since his mother bought them for him in May 2001. |
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RE: Sheets changed after every breakup
by biochik007 at 8:58 pm EST, Mar 22, 2004 |
w1ld wrote:
] ] ITHACA, NYâMichael Pelske changes his bed sheets after
] ] every breakup, the 24-year-old bicycle messenger
] ] announced Monday. "I'd never bring some woman I just met
] ] home to a set of filthy sheets," said Pelske, who changed
] ] his sheets Saturday before hitting the bars following his
] ] break-up with Linda Keely, his girlfriend of four months.
] ] "But then, a few weeks into the relationship, you start
] ] to let things like that slide." Pelske's cotton-twill,
] ] 180-thread-count, light-blue sheets have been washed 13
] ] times since his mother bought them for him in May 2001. 13 times since may 2001? ewwwwww that's just gross!! we changed ours way more than that :) |
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The Onion - America's Finest News Source
by Rattle at 8:02 pm EDT, Sep 27, 2001 |
Still the best satire on the Internet. |
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