Matt Labash:

Time magazine recently declared Facebook more popular than porn. But who are they kidding? Facebook is porn.

Even as I pile on with the critics, it would be unfair to place blame with Zuckerberg et al for the fact that as their brainchild has expanded from Harvard to America to the world, "thefacebook" has taken on the visage of America to a much greater extent than America has become more like Harvard.

Two from last year's best-of:

Privacy, to me, is not about keeping my personal life hidden from other people. It's about sparing me from the intrusion of other people's personal lives.

Minor drama is the lifeblood of suburbs.