* the recovery package is part of a Democratic conspiracy to "direct" funding away from Republican districts, so Democratic districts can "suck up" all federal funds. Bachmann doesn't think this will work because, as she put it, "We're running out of rich people in this country."

We're running out of... WTF? Would that be rich people like Bernie Madoff? Or rich people like Ken Lay? Or Bernie Ebbers? Or Allan Stanford? Or Dennis Kozlowski? I can afford to run out of people like them. Michelle Bachmann! The gift of crazy that keeps on giving!