Amidst all the recent financial woes, we find that Marcus Schrenker must have barely graduated last in his class.

For the first of his many stupid human tricks, he failed as a business man, but that's not enough, once served with subpoenas, he fled in his $1M airplane, and tried to be "Mr. Clever".

That's where it get's interesting. He's too stupid to pull it off.

I suggest that if he wants to disappear, that he try the self-inflicted high-velocity lead poisoning technique. That would save some taxpayer dollars.