Turbo Encabulator - Rockwell

Elonka wrote:

LOL. :)

See also the two previous Encabulator threads:

Retro Encabulator

Here at Rockwell Automation’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

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The Retro Encabulator

Here at Rockwell Automation world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence.

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(Unfortunately this second thread points to a now-404'd URL, but I mention it here because it's the first MemeStreams reference to the encabulator.)