Rattle wrote: Decius wrote: What if TheNew York Times goes out of business—like, this May?
That would seriously suck.
This may sound just as scary, but if the NYT was going to go out of business, Rupert Murdoch would buy it at the last moment..
That would instantly cause the heads of the entire pundit class to explode. William Saffire and Paul Krugam would both be found dead. The Mississippi would flow north. Arianna Huffington would go back to being a conservative and then back to being a liberal and then back to being a conservative and then back to being a liberal so quickly that she would tear a hole in the left-right continuum - fusing Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man into a single moderate monster who'd lay havoc to Washington DC! Something must be done! RE: End Times - The Atlantic |