"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my (former girlfriends). I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." He then walked out of the locker room.

The ACTUAL quote was, "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight."

I suppose if your goal is to start a fight before the game even begins, that's a great way to do it. Avery ranks right up there with Ogie Oglethorpe and Tim "Dr. Hook" McKraken.