It’s a well known fact, the perfect time for bar staff to offer a new drink to their customers is when their glass is almost empty. So to help bar owners who have a surface table inside their establishment, Microsoft is currently working on experimental “Surfaceware” that can detect how much liquid remains inside customers’ glasses, getting them drunk, and emptying their wallet, faster than ever.

Why aren't I getting paid to do research on how to get drunk faster? *sigh*