Website, ok. This is the internet age.
Resume, ok. Troubling times, unemployment up.
Toga... as it happens, I am a greek god for halloween. Ok.
Diaper Cake. I thought this was dirty, but no actually its a joke thing for pregnant mothers. So we're losing our jobs and reproducing. Check.
Bomb? Wait, aren't we at war with that?
Bong? Wait, aren't we at war with that too?
Mojito, ok. They are quite fashionable what with the embargo soon to end.
Paper Airplane? This is a sign of failure in our educational system. You shouldn't need instructions to make a paper airplane.
Bow? So a bomb wasn't enough, now you want to take out guys with arrows?