Decius wrote:

flynn23 wrote:

Whoever produced this deserves a MacArthur genius grant. Watch it all the way through, unless you start to hyperventilate.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not responsible for this, although it is uncannily similar to what I would've produced. I give high props to whoever put this together.

ATL you're next!

You bicycle riding douchebags will never make it south of Corky's BBQ! God willing, they will run you infidels all the way back to that atrocious statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest! Finally, an opportunity to melt that fucking thing down! Allah, Akbar!

You underestimate our craftiness! There's plenty of bicycle routes through Forest Hills! We'll out flank you and Maryland Farms will fall like a house of cards! BWAHAHAHA! Soon... we'll liberate the Dunkin Donuts on Carothers! Then... all of Northern Alabama will fall to Metro PD's bicycle brigade!!!

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