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My Airline
by possibly noteworthy at 7:28 am EDT, Aug 26, 2008 |
Shouts & Murmurs: Staring blankly at the seat back in front of you for the entire flight is no longer permitted on my airline. If you have brought nothing to read, a book will be provided for your use, at a charge of fifty dollars. Laughing out loud at anything in any movie, whether it is playing on the cabin system or on your own DVD player, is fifty dollars per incident. Asking me to turn off my reading light so that you can see the screen better: also fifty dollars. I realize that you have a choice of airlines, and I encourage you to exercise it.
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RE: My Airline
by janelane at 9:59 pm EDT, Aug 26, 2008 |
If you and your spouse are dressed almost identically, or if you are carrying your passport in a thing around your neck, or if you are wearing any form of footwear or pants that you clearly purchased specifically to wear on airplanes, or if you make it obvious (by repeatedly turning around and talking to passengers in seats not adjacent to yours) that you are travelling with a group, the charge is fifty dollars.
I would add that if your entire family is dressed alike, then it will be 50 dollars per infraction. :-)
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