I did not expect to spend my Friday talking to Legal about what SQL injection is and why we released a free tool that tests for it.

[SMACK]
Do you have any idea what our commercial product suite does?
[SMACK]
Where's my money?

If I have to use the "a crowbar is a tool that can be used for good or evil" line I may well go insane.

Of course, its oddly refreshing to talk to people who don't think scary monsters exist. I remember those days...