] Anyone is welcome to grab my crotch, I don't require ] dinner and a movie, just ask me. Is that asking too much? ] You wanna grab my crotch, please ask. Does that seem like ] a crazy person to you?" I had about 4 of them standing ] around. Finally Metro PD shows up. It's really ] interesting. First of all, the cop is a BIG P&T fan and ] that ain't hurting. Second, I get the vibe that he is WAY ] sick of these federal leather-sniffers. He has that vibe ] that real cops have toward renta-cops. This is working ] WAY to my advantage, so I play it. Funny story. Same situation as that "Coffee or Tea" story thats been going around, only Penn handled the situation better. Sounds fair to me.. You should ask before grabbing someone's crank. You know, give them a heads up.. "I'm going to grab your crotch." Totally reasonable solution to what appears to be a common problem at airport security checks. |