In an exclusive scoop, Charles "Jackets" Monroe, drummer/vocalist for premier outlaw rock band The Sex Zombies went on record today with a bitter diatribe directed at Memestreams co-developr Nick LeVay.

When asked about Mr. LeVay, Monroe opined, "You tell him that he's not acting like Nick LeVay, anymore. From now on, I'm gonna call him Nick LeGay."

Looks like it's gonna be a cold night in the Hamptons, folks.

Nick LeVay's spokespeople did not return our calls or issue any statement at this time, so we approached LeVay himself and he issued this statement:

"I will hang his balls on my wall...No thats kinda too strong for an official statement. Wait! When I was on the phone with him he was joking...I haven't heard about the Nick LeGay thing. I'm sure he was being facetious."

He then added that the whole controversy had taken it's toll on him.

"I'm at the point of physical collapse...every weekend something goes wrong in DC."

Every weekend, sir?

"The past few weekends, yea. I think it's a good idea for me to actually be here Sunday evening."

So there you have it! This weekend, Nick LeVay can be seen in Washington, D.C., so pay special attention on Sunday evening.

Meanwhile, Monroe's band, The Sex Zombies, can be seen Saturday at the Saint in Asbury Park, Sunday at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ. Then, on Thursday the third of July, they will rock the Brighton Bar in Long Branch, NJ. Be sure to check them out in New Brunswick at Nick Fury's Freedom Party on July 5th and then on Friday, July 12 At Chubby's in Red Bank, where they will Celebrate their one-year anniversary with some fellow bands.

You can get most of the appropriate intel at:

www.thesexzombies.com

And, should you so desire, you can stalk Mr. LeGay at:

www.nicklevay.net