An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking).

Safe sex, aside from the "he's dead" part. If this were less common it might be Darwin worthy, but the punchline is he graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.