An effective, low-cost solution to combating mind-control. Also known as "practical mind control protection for paranoids". :)

] An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of
] headwear that can shield your brain from most
] electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs
] are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging
] for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by
] anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe
] bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control
] protection offers real security to the masses. Not only
] do they protect against incoming signals, but they also
] block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading,
] keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are
] safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and
] wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish
] and comfortable.
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] What are you waiting for? Make one today!