Jello wrote:

McDonald's USA Restaurant Locator

Going somewhere? Feeling skinny? Pack some fat on your ass multiple times each trip with the McDonalds Trip Planner!

You WOULD need a McDonald's locator. I'll tell you what, motherfucker. I will help you get over your addiction to computers as a way of accomplishing EVERYTHING (BTW, what website do you go to to take a fucking piss?). Here's how you find a McDonalds in a few easy steps:

1. Get into your car.
2. If you don't have a car, put on your "Boogie shoes" and go for a fucking walk, in ANY direction.
3. Arrive at McDonald's, seeing as there's a fucking McDonald's every half-mile from coast to coast of EVERY fucking continent, save Antarctica (but certain Chilean locations will deliver it there FREE).

There. It's that easy, Jello. You don't have to thank me (since you're an unappreciative ass) but now you learned how to do something without using your fucking fingers for a change.

Additionally, in doing this, I have also done you a bonus favor. I have taught you how to find Burger King, as well. Follow all of the above steps and then follow this special "BK" step:

4. Walk across the street to Burger King.

Don't mention it.

Vile wrote:

Jello wrote:

McDonald's USA Restaurant Locator

Going somewhere? Feeling skinny? Pack some fat on your ass multiple times each trip with the McDonalds Trip Planner!

You WOULD need a McDonald's locator. I'll tell you what, motherfucker. I will help you get over your addiction to computers as a way of accomplishing EVERYTHING (BTW, what website do you go to to take a fucking piss?). Here's how you find a McDonalds in a few easy steps:

1. Get into your car.
2. If you don't have a car, put on your "Boogie shoes" and go for a fucking walk, in ANY direction.
3. Arrive at McDonald's, seeing as there's a fucking McDonald's every half-mile from coast to coast of EVERY fucking continent, save Antarctica (but certain Chilean locations will deliver it there FREE).

There. It's that easy, Jello. You don't have to thank me (since you're an unappreciative ass) but now you learned how to do something without using your fucking fingers for a change.

Additionally, in doing this, I have also done you a bonus favor. I have taught you how to find Burger King, as well. Follow all of the above steps and then follow this special "BK" step:

4. Walk across the street to Burger King.

Don't mention it.

Thank you Vile. You're a scholar and a gentleman.

Vile wrote:

Jello wrote:

McDonald's USA Restaurant Locator

Going somewhere? Feeling skinny? Pack some fat on your ass multiple times each trip with the McDonalds Trip Planner!

You WOULD need a McDonald's locator. I'll tell you what, motherfucker. I will help you get over your addiction to computers as a way of accomplishing EVERYTHING (BTW, what website do you go to to take a fucking piss?). Here's how you find a McDonalds in a few easy steps:

1. Get into your car.
2. If you don't have a car, put on your "Boogie shoes" and go for a fucking walk, in ANY direction.
3. Arrive at McDonald's, seeing as there's a fucking McDonald's every half-mile from coast to coast of EVERY fucking continent, save Antarctica (but certain Chilean locations will deliver it there FREE).

There. It's that easy, Jello. You don't have to thank me (since you're an unappreciative ass) but now you learned how to do something without using your fucking fingers for a change.

Additionally, in doing this, I have also done you a bonus favor. I have taught you how to find Burger King, as well. Follow all of the above steps and then follow this special "BK" step:

4. Walk across the street to Burger King.

Don't mention it.

I kind of like you. Will you be my buddy on myspace?

Jello wrote:

Vile wrote:

Jello wrote:

McDonald's USA Restaurant Locator

Going somewhere? Feeling skinny? Pack some fat on your ass multiple times each trip with the McDonalds Trip Planner!

You WOULD need a McDonald's locator. I'll tell you what, motherfucker. I will help you get over your addiction to computers as a way of accomplishing EVERYTHING (BTW, what website do you go to to take a fucking piss?). Here's how you find a McDonalds in a few easy steps:

1. Get into your car.
2. If you don't have a car, put on your "Boogie shoes" and go for a fucking walk, in ANY direction.
3. Arrive at McDonald's, seeing as there's a fucking McDonald's every half-mile from coast to coast of EVERY fucking continent, save Antarctica (but certain Chilean locations will deliver it there FREE).

There. It's that easy, Jello. You don't have to thank me (since you're an unappreciative ass) but now you learned how to do something without using your fucking fingers for a change.

Additionally, in doing this, I have also done you a bonus favor. I have taught you how to find Burger King, as well. Follow all of the above steps and then follow this special "BK" step:

4. Walk across the street to Burger King.

Don't mention it.

Thank you Vile. You're a scholar and a gentleman.

Why, yes I am, thank you!

Jello wrote:

Vile wrote:

Jello wrote:

McDonald's USA Restaurant Locator

Going somewhere? Feeling skinny? Pack some fat on your ass multiple times each trip with the McDonalds Trip Planner!

You WOULD need a McDonald's locator. I'll tell you what, motherfucker. I will help you get over your addiction to computers as a way of accomplishing EVERYTHING (BTW, what website do you go to to take a fucking piss?). Here's how you find a McDonalds in a few easy steps:

1. Get into your car.
2. If you don't have a car, put on your "Boogie shoes" and go for a fucking walk, in ANY direction.
3. Arrive at McDonald's, seeing as there's a fucking McDonald's every half-mile from coast to coast of EVERY fucking continent, save Antarctica (but certain Chilean locations will deliver it there FREE).

There. It's that easy, Jello. You don't have to thank me (since you're an unappreciative ass) but now you learned how to do something without using your fucking fingers for a change.

Additionally, in doing this, I have also done you a bonus favor. I have taught you how to find Burger King, as well. Follow all of the above steps and then follow this special "BK" step:

4. Walk across the street to Burger King.

Don't mention it.

I kind of like you. Will you be my buddy on myspace?

Why, certainly. We'll form an alliance to help educate the plebes and philistines on the information superhighway. You can teach them about this technological bullshit, and I can teach them how to piss standing up.