HUGE! GIGANTIC! HUMONGOUS! The 34" By OVER 4" size of this roll of TP will boggle your mind! This is enough tissue here to read the entire dictionary...backwards!
Do you own a remote cabin or a fishing camp, a large business or maybe you need the best gag gift ever?? Can't you just imagine what you can write on the gift card? This is the answer to your every toilet paper need or your practical joke dreams. This will be the largest roll of toilet paper you or any of your friends have ever seen. It measures over 34 inches in diameter and a little over 4 inches wide (this is typical width). This toilet tissue is tightly wound and will last and last and last! You won't pick this roll up with one hand cuz IT IS HEAVY!
There are many places where running out of tissue is a tragedy and where running to the store is extra difficult. This mega-roll IS the answer!
Two things to know before bidding. First, flat rate shipping is $29.00 anywhere in the 40 continental states (remember, this is one heavy roll!). I will not ship this anywhere except the 48 states. Secondly, this is not the rough kind of tissue you'd expect in some third world country but neither is it double quilted, extra fluffy or made from virgin cotton etc. I would rate it as standard quality or average quality AND... it is not perforated in neat squares. You will have to actually tear the required amount from the roll. Not a big tissue-issue but worth mentioning. null

Now you will have something to wipe with when told, "your full of shit"...