Ah, Dora the Explorer. So innocent. So carefree. So NSFW.
The number one puzzling toy on our list has to be the Dora Aquapet. Did anyone run this design past a kid over the age of ten?� And do any of the Aquapet's owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy's nightstand?
The rest of the puzzling toys after the jump.�
2) Mmmmm...Dora's eyeballs sure are tasty after you bake them in the oven.�
3) For the parent who wants to ensure her kid is beaten up every day at recess, there is the Dora fanny pack.�
4) Sometimes, the jokes write themselves: The Fantasy Swirl Castle with Balls.�
5) The Dora Knows Your Name Cell Phone. It gets its information from the CIA.�
6) A 3-foot tall doll with an enormous head? Sure. That's not creepy at all.
7) The Dora Bounce Buddy Talking Trampoline. When you care enough to induce a head injury.�
8) Oral or rectal? The Dora digital thermometer goes both ways. �
9) Dora's Talking Cash Register says "Gracias for all of the dough! Have some more crap with my picture on it!"