] "A British vicar reduced children to tears and stunned
] their parents when he said Santa Claus and his reindeer
] would burn to a crisp while delivering presents at
] supersonic speed.
] Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of
] dozens of kids when he joked in his carol service sermon
] that Santa and his reindeer would burn up doing 3,000
] times the speed of sound as they delivered gifts to 91.8
] million homes. "

I don't think he accounted for Milk & Cookie time.