If the world were divided into neat groups — say, between users of Tasers and MP3 players — perhaps TASER International would have no reason to unveil their latest invention. But it’s not, and they do.

Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies), the “TASER® C2 Holster Hard Case w/1GB MP3 Player,” or as Stuart F. dubbed it in the comments, the “iTaze: ”