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Ladder Theory Master Page
by cyantist at 2:56 am EST, Dec 3, 2002

The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction. It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing. it was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA. My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory.

I have a feeling that this url is going to piss quite a few people off. Personally, I like it quite a bit. I'm a bit puzzled though, over why women have two ladders and men only one. I don't understand how a woman is able to have a male friend and not vice versa.

Quote from page:
Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy

Anyhow. Enjoy. I laughed quite a bit.


 
RE: Ladder Theory Master Page
by flynn23 at 6:20 pm EST, Dec 3, 2002

I wish I would've known about this when I was 15. It took 15 more years to basically approximate the same theory and then mature enough that it didn't matter any more.


 
RE: Ladder Theory Master Page
by Reknamorken at 2:43 pm EST, Dec 4, 2002

cyantist wrote:
] The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female
] interaction. It has its basis in many years of sociological
] field testing. it was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter,
] CA. My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in
] formalizing the theory.
]
] I have a feeling that this url is going to piss quite a few
] people off. Personally, I like it quite a bit. I'm a bit
] puzzled though, over why women have two ladders and men only
] one. I don't understand how a woman is able to have a male
] friend and not vice versa.
]
] Quote from page:
] Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to
] your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These
] all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can
] show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy
] interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her
] friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the
] following topics of disinterest have been field tested and
] shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry,
] international politics, and sodomy

]
] Anyhow. Enjoy. I laughed quite a bit.

Sad, but rings true in many ways...


Ladder Theory Master Page
by Dr. Nanochick at 2:14 am EST, Dec 5, 2002

] "As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys
] know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump
] be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is
] rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I
] think it is just nature. But I also think women who are
] this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest
] and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying
] bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are
] just trying to earn an honest living.
] Most women read this and say something like, "Well I'm
] not the average woman because..blah...blah...not
] true...blah blah...my boyfriend/lover/husband/masseuse
] was poor...blah...blah."
] If you thought something like this you are very likely
] the average woman. If you read it and went "Hmmm..." and
] then you went back to doing physics, then you have a
] case."

This site is bloody hilarious:)


 
RE: Ladder Theory Master Page
by crankymessiah at 11:31 am EST, Dec 5, 2002

Nanochick wrote:
] ] "As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys
] ] know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump
] ] be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is
] ] rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I
] ] think it is just nature. But I also think women who are
] ] this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest
] ] and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying
] ] bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are
] ] just trying to earn an honest living.
] ] Most women read this and say something like, "Well I'm
] ] not the average woman because..blah...blah...not
] ] true...blah blah...my boyfriend/lover/husband/masseuse
] ] was poor...blah...blah."
] ] If you thought something like this you are very likely
] ] the average woman. If you read it and went "Hmmm..." and
] ] then you went back to doing physics, then you have a
] ] case."
]
] This site is bloody hilarious:)

Great fun read no matter how sad and true it is.


Ladder Theory Master Page
by Darwin at 4:14 am EST, Jan 6, 2003

The ladder theory is a theory of adult male/female interaction. It has its basis in many years of sociological field testing. it was first conceptualized in 1994 in Exeter, CA. My acknowledgements to Jared Whitson for his role in formalizing the theory.

I have a feeling that this url is going to piss quite a few people off. Personally, I like it quite a bit. I'm a bit puzzled though, over why women have two ladders and men only one. I don't understand how a woman is able to have a male friend and not vice versa.

Anyhow. Enjoy. I laughed quite a bit.


 
 
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