Yesterday, Gore’s silly electronically-signed whine was presented to the waning UN Climate conference along with his requisite repent-or-perish speech, this time climaxing with these euphoric-applause and hoorah inspiring words:

"My own country the United States is principally responsible for obstructing progress here in Bali. We all know that.”

The freshly minted Laureate was singling out the country he had once aspired to lead for its refusal to commit to unnecessary and unattainable greenhouse gas abatement goals throughout the 2 week climate festival. Of course, Japan and Canada had stood the same ground, as did “developing” nations China and India. But why quibble? There’re plenty of accolades to go around.

That’s right – three cheers for all nations responsible for gridlocking the progress of the world’s worst idea since Hydrogen-filled blimps.