] "I expect a little goofy impossibility in a Bond movie. A
] little is corny and funny, and gives it an edge, but it
] needs to be used sparingly and mixed with some common
] sense to appear clever. Die Another Day uses the entire
] damn corn cob. the gimmicks reeks of lazy plot
] contrivances the way Madonna's career has the stench of
] the half-gnawed bones of trends and people she used n her
] way up. Brosnan escapes British custody and goes directly
] to his favorite hotel, where he checks into the suite
] under his own name. Yet the British can't find him. It
] takes Bond about 45 minutes longer than the audience to
] figure out that Icelandic diamonds %u201Cchemically
] identical%u201D to Sierra Leone diamonds might actually
] be smuggled from Africa. And the villain has bamboozled
] the world in only a few months with his %u201CIcelandic
] discovery%u201D and his incredibly speedy aerospace
] development program. Try as they might, British
] Intelligence can't find any dirt on him: uh, how about
] that he didn't exist last year?"

Filthy rips Die Another Day.

Now I definitely don't want to see it until it's rentable.