Decius wrote:

Shannon wrote:

I am engaged to a girl who is pregnant but claims she's still a virgin; what should I get her for Christmas?

Condoms and an abortion?

How about a video tape copy of SouthPark episode 814.

Kidnapping and/or abduction?

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