] "Do you love Macs and enjoy killing others? Does the
] thought of working at Apple make you tingle more than
] those three seconds before you slit the throat of your
] target and then fade into the fog as if nothing more than
] a bad dream? If so, you may have what it takes to become
] an Apple Ninja."

] "While Apple officially says it does not condone hauling
] off and smacking someone in the middle of an
] anti-Macintosh screed, the company has quietly launched a
] "Mac Smack" promotion. Anyone who is written up by his or
] her company for smacking someone mouthing off about the
] Mac will receive $50 off toward products at the Apple
] Store."

Onion like Mac rumor site...