For about three years, the school has offered nearly full-ride scholarships to the winners and top finishers in the Miss and Miss Teen statewide pageants in Missouri, Kansas and Oklahoma. Lindenwood is looking to add another state or two, said Joseph Parisi, who had the brainstorm for the program.

You know, I just don't know what to say about this one other than, "You mean the school across town is Hottie U?"