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TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY - What Would Tyler Durden Do
by Decius at 4:44 pm EDT, Sep 26, 2007 |
Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology.
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RE: TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY - What Would Tyler Durden Do
by Dolemite at 9:16 am EDT, Sep 27, 2007 |
Decius wrote: Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology.
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Xenu isn't his alien god. Xenu is an evil Galactic Overlord. Scientology basically has no gods. Tom wants to make sure that Kate and Suri can survive a nuclear attack. But wait, isn't that what Xenu did last time? And yet the Thetans are still here among us... |
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RE: TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY - What Would Tyler Durden Do
by freakn at 11:11 am EDT, Sep 28, 2007 |
Dolemite wrote: Decius wrote: Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology.
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Xenu isn't his alien god. Xenu is an evil Galactic Overlord. Scientology basically has no gods. Tom wants to make sure that Kate and Suri can survive a nuclear attack. But wait, isn't that what Xenu did last time? And yet the Thetans are still here among us...
Xenu protection, ha. Intresting site http://www.xenutv.com/ titled "XENU TV exposing scientology through steaming video". Though almost a decade outdated, still has some funny, sad stuff on it. |
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