Senator Larry Craig:

"I've been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!"

"I am not gay and I have never been in a restroom in Union Station having sex with anybody."

"I don't do that kind of thing. I am not gay, and I never have been."

"I don't hit on any men."

"Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I have no idea how he drew that conclusion."

Jiminy, indeed! The lady doth protest too much, methinks. The question is, will his denials rank among the greats?

"I was not involved in dog fighting."
"I did not use steroids."
"I did not bet on baseball."
"I did not have sex with that woman."
"I am not a crook."
"I will not move the football again, Charlie Brown."

RE: Men's room arrest reopens questions about Sen. Larry Craig