Senator Larry Craig:
"I've been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!"
"I am not gay and I have never been in a restroom in Union Station having sex with anybody."
"I don't do that kind of thing. I am not gay, and I never have been."
"I don't hit on any men."
"Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I have no idea how he drew that conclusion."
Jiminy, indeed! The lady doth protest too much, methinks. The question is, will his denials rank among the greats?