But I’d willingly pay [Ryan Seacrest] to host the Emmys if he would back out of his other new gig as the pregame and halftime host for a red carpet entertainment Whatever during Fox’s broadcast of this year’s Super Bowl. I mean: For. Fuck’s. Sake. This is often the single best day of the year, and now I have to deal with Seacrest and a red carpet? You know, I’m glad that things aren’t running smooth over on the set of “24” (the show just announced its second production delay while the writers try to figure out what the hell they’re doing). I hope Fox dies.

Oh me too. Fuck Fox. Fuck 'em forever.