Riches claims that Vick sold the pilfered pooches on eBay and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iranian government, that he has "plead (sic) allegiance to Al-quaeda" and has subjected Riches to "microwave testing."

I wonder which is funnier, the lawsuit, or the fact that someone put it in a (supposedly) reputable newspaper. I guess now that World Weekly News is gone, the main stream players need to fill in the void.