Just because they’re cute and small doesn’t mean the Aranzi Aronzo characters don’t have real lives. Some of them are really deep. Some of them, like Terry the Aranzi store-dog/mascot, are not so deep. We’d go so far as to say he’s a little dim-witted. But you want to know what they’re up to right? Where they’ve been, where they want to be?

The Aranzi Machine Gun series is no firearm catalog. It’s a massive assault of cuteness and ridiculousness, with a special craft section at the end of every issue, to make practical use of the hilarious (if useless) inside scoops you got in the rest of the book.