Drug-free, kid-friendly goats for hire! Want some? Get in line.
Craig Madsen's rentable herd of 270 Boer and Spanish goats has never been more in demand.
They're cheaper than manual laborers, chemical-free and popular with parents and children.
"It's common as sin," said Frank Pinkerton.
Madsen's goats are now booked months in advance.
Neat Factoid: A goat's pupils are rectangular.