A quote from Steve Earle:

"I finally tested positive for Pro Tools," he said.

I was curious to see if others have used this phrase before ...

The following are the results of your query. Keywords and phrases that have tested positive among your selected target-market demographic: esoteric, futility, satire-of-a-satire, artist, Pro-Tools, reclusive, symphonic, occult, Baudrillard, alchemy, meme, rackmount, ...

So, not much, but I also found these:

... Pro Tools has become the de-facto industry standard for editing in both the film and music industry.

... No everlasting Pro Tools-wanking here then, what you will hear is the real deal. No frills, just kills!