"What causes this mass hysteria?"
Signed, Elaine.
Well, Elaine, let's examine the word "Santa", shall we?
[ holds up board with "SANTA" spelled across it in removeable letters ]
Santa. Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm ...
[ rearranges the letters ]
Who could be causing all those laps to bounce up and down curiously? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know.
Could it be ... Satan!?!
