Top-secret data on an advanced US military system was leaked because Japanese officers were swapping porn files at work, a newspaper said Thursday.

Japan is questioning a naval officer on charges he obtained confidential data on the US-developed Aegis combat system, the defence ministry said Wednesday.

There are too many jokes I could put here... so here are just a few punchlines:

"F**king Japanese"
"bukkake export controls"
"seriously... f**king japanese"

--timball