So I'm sitting in my Dilbert cubicle trying to put together a creative and entraining paragraph and failing. When I thought maybe if you have nothing original to write about then you should just avoid posting. I think that not posting is a legitimate choice. Why post junk one day and post good stuff the following Monday? Everyone knows that people will always remember your faults before remembering your good deeds. So I used up both my good creativity ideas for dehydrated days and couldn't think of anything else... until I stumbled upon this.