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eXile - Issue #145 - War Nerd - Iraq 2: Here Comes the Dumb-Ass Sequel - By Gary Brecher
by Decius at 12:38 am EST, Dec 20, 2006 |
Decided to spend the evening combing the War Nerd's archives. This post from the summer of 2002 is, in a sense, a far more accurate perspective on Iraq than anything that anyone else, including Stratfor, had to say. So we're gonna go back into Iraq now, to clean up the malpractices from our first cool, clean, surgical operation. And of course that's gonna fuck things up about a hundred times worse. This time they have to get rid of Saddam... No Saddam means crazy Kurds, crazy Shiites, scared Saudis, angry Wahhabi loonies, desperate Palestinians...it means we go right up close to the ol' hornets' nest and hit it again with a big, big stick. Boy, it sure is hard to predict what'll happen then, huh? That's IF the abu Cheney clan of the desert oil wells is dumb enough to really do it, really send in 250,000 troops to take Iraq. Militarily it'll be a joke. You could do it with a battalion of SAS. Those Iraqi soldiers were surrendering to camera crews. That's the easy part. The hard part is making up a new happy Western Iraq. Won't happen; can't happen. Anybody who ain't thick as two planks knows that. So will they do it? Are they really that dumb?
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Bush Sr. was head of the CIA, man -- he was a serious person. Bush Jr. is like the Second Coming as comedy. He isn't somebody you have to take seriously.
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RE: eXile - Issue #145 - War Nerd - Iraq 2: Here Comes the Dumb-Ass Sequel - By Gary Brecher
by Lost at 12:24 pm EST, Dec 20, 2006 |
Decius wrote:
Decided to spend the evening combing the War Nerd's archives. This post from the summer of 2002 is, in a sense, a far more accurate perspective on Iraq than anything that anyone else, including Stratfor, had to say. So we're gonna go back into Iraq now, to clean up the malpractices from our first cool, clean, surgical operation. And of course that's gonna fuck things up about a hundred times worse. This time they have to get rid of Saddam... No Saddam means crazy Kurds, crazy Shiites, scared Saudis, angry Wahhabi loonies, desperate Palestinians...it means we go right up close to the ol' hornets' nest and hit it again with a big, big stick. Boy, it sure is hard to predict what'll happen then, huh? That's IF the abu Cheney clan of the desert oil wells is dumb enough to really do it, really send in 250,000 troops to take Iraq. Militarily it'll be a joke. You could do it with a battalion of SAS. Those Iraqi soldiers were surrendering to camera crews. That's the easy part. The hard part is making up a new happy Western Iraq. Won't happen; can't happen. Anybody who ain't thick as two planks knows that. So will they do it? Are they really that dumb?
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Bush Sr. was head of the CIA, man -- he was a serious person. Bush Jr. is like the Second Coming as comedy. He isn't somebody you have to take seriously.
War nerd is offensive, but insightful, and reminds me of a drunken sleazy Stratfor. |
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