For nearly 20 years - ever since Pete Costello was 8 - his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car. But...

This guy got $111,000 for faking mental retardation, but Bush gets $400,000 per year for faking competence. They both owe the American taxpayer full refunds.